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Like I said before I have shoeboxes full of unpublished videos and I’m getting around to putting them online. Every now and then while I’m editing videos I come across a tape that makes me laugh. This particular video was with a fat girl who showed up for a craigslist gig. She sent me a photo that was either heavily photoshopped or dated back to the 90s, and it was her from the neck up, with long hair on the beach and shit. So from what I can recall I booked her and was just like DAMN when she rang the doorbell. My first thought was “thats a big bitch” (I wish I could have seen my facial expression) but she told me she that she travelled a far way etc etc and I would have felt a little bad for turning her back now that I committed. Once I commit to something I’m usually in it til completion. So we did the usual ice breaking convo while she’s doing her video paperwork and we shoot the video for Milf n’ Cookies #2 DVD which is now out where she pretends to be a housewife greeting me into the neighborhood etc. I’m a really bad actor so I hate pretend shit, I’d rather just gonzo/adlib a video and keep it real and natural.
I’d also like to point out that I like oatmeal raisin cookies, soft ones. Especially from Whole Foods (an expensive hippie tree hugger store) and I got a dozen as props for this shoot. This fat chick, who calls herself “Gypsy Love” in the video ate at least 9 of those motherfuckers on the spot. Maybe she was nervous, hungry, or they were some good god dam cookies but I didn’t get to have any of them. Sara James who did the next scene barely had enough cookies as props for her “Milf n Cookies” line. Anyhow where am I going with this?? I learned a few lessons from this tape:
1.) You need to add between 30-60 lbs per craigslist girl, and 10-15 years in age
2.) Fat bitches will eat up anything in sight
3.) Irish white girls are super duper freaky from my experiences with them as a whole
Buy the scene at clips4sale or the entire movie at my DVD store 
This is for those of you who think porn is bad, and it exploits and hurts women, yadayada… if only you guys saw the behind the scenes footage where these chicks are laughing their asses off you’d think differently. Its just a movie:
Yeah I know, the pic makes no sense at all… Schoolgirl outfit, glasses, bike helmet, and my bike… indoors. But its the internet after all so there are no rules… anyhow its been nearly 2 weeks since I parked the car and have been getting around on the bike, and it feels pretty good. My legs are like tree trunks and I’ve gone through and repaired several of my backup bikes in the meantime. I got a few good deals and sent some off to my kids too. I’m just a cycling nut lately. My old school hybrid road bike that Nikki Newport is pushing around my living room in the pic has some really hard to find skinny tires so I’ve been jammin on my mountain bikes lately. Everywhere. Whether to the gym, post office, grocery store its gotta be on bike. Amazing how much you can save on repairs, gas, and car insurance alone just by parking that motherfucker and pedaling where you have to go. I don’t even think I’ll drive anywhere unless its beyond my biking distance, which then I’ll have to decide if the trip is even a worthwhile one.
So where I am going with this? Nowhere in particular. Just thought you niggas would be amused that I finally updated the blog. I’m in the process of updating all my sites members areas and tours so sit tight, now that summer is officially nearing it’s end, folks are getting back to school and back to work, its time for a new fall TV show lineup, and a new fall internet porn site lineup so get ready for some good shit this season. I’ll have an updated teaser video trailer put up soon so yall can see whats in store. Also, it wouldn’t be fair if I posted a blog update without showing some skin, after all this is the internet, so here’s Nikki singing in the shower at 2am following another shoot. Laters… Shimmy.
I get a lot of emails from NDNgirls haters about how I’m always “fucking these hoes” (their words, not mine). Thats to be expected when you film racially sensitive and controversial native american porn movies. It makes me giggle actually. Its funny to the point where motherfuckers start talking about the NDNgirls on the videos, like they are sooo concerned with their health and well being after calling them all sorts of nasty names (ho, slut, skank, bitch to name a few).
All I know is that I’m clean motherfuckers, and I get tested often. In fact I’ll even post my own results here. Now how about yourself critics? Glass houses… Get yourself tested. This public service announcement brought to you by NDNgirls.com. Join Today and get a Free NDNgirls DVD with your membership!
Putting another DVD out in the next few days, thinking about calling it “Milfs vs. Cougars” but I have to see if that title is available… and I’m also editing the bloopers out of it right now. Well sort of. I put those at the end of the DVD on the “behind the scenes” section, and occasionally youtube them for cheap laughs and promo purposes. Check it out, and for those of you who keep emailing me questions about NDNgirls.com (the native american porn site) I created a NDNgirls FAQ that answers 85% of the questions that arrive in my inbox everyday. Roll clip…
Here is a quick cameraphone pic for yall… Hot off the presses, all shrinkwrapped, barcoded, and ready to go here is My daughter’s a nigger lover on DVD. Will this make the world a better place? Probably not in your house, but it did let me take my kids to disneyworld, and pay a niggas rent and shit. So thank you, and enjoy. If you’re in a real pinch for some nigger lover porn and you’re just pissing your pants to get this DVD in your hands overnight shipping is available worldwide, and as always every order is discreetly shipped in a nondescript plain white mailer. Have a good day, and back to work I go…
About a year ago is when I moved into my office space in Florida. It wasn’t a real shithole or anything, it was just super small. It was 10×10 square feet with no windows. But it was also $199 a month with utilities and internet included. The perfect incubator for my online business, on the “good” side of town in a security building… I planned it this way. I had a secretary, mailbox, etc and shared the building with insurance salesman, attorneys, and in the evening there was this rehab group that would meet up that I got a few laughs off. There was just enough room for a desk and a small 2 seater sofa that often doubled as my bed. All the furnishing in that office were either free or craigslist finds. I worked my ass off in that office, around the clock. And worked what little odd jobs I could to stay afloat. To cut expenses I used this as my primary residence for a good while, seeing as how I never really had the time to sleep with projects hanging over my head. When you’re your own boss you have to pressure yourself or you don’t get shit done, and you’re out on street. I went to a nearby gym and would shower up there twice a day after getting my workout on, then would get right back to work. I did video editing, opened up my clip stores, auctioned on ebay, amazon, you name it… I even shot a lot of porn in that 10 square foot office, including a Haley Cummings blowjob scene that was her very first ever when she was 18yrs old (see pic above). That infamous (and entertaining) 45 minute blowjob scene can now be had on Rent Money Girls #2 starring Haley Cummings in my DVD store and on my Clips4sale store. Ahh yes I’ve come a long way, yet still have so much farther to go… oh the office space POV memories…
So I’m digging through some old files and I came across a video nearly 2 years old, back from when I lived in California and was just getting my porn career re-started. This was long before I starting filming native american porn At the time I was working at a vitamin store on weekends and doing whatever little craigslist gigs I could to just get by. Hard knock life. But there was one good thing about living in Cali, and that was it’s close proximity to Vegas. You could fly there in an hour, in most cases for $59 or less on southwest or some other budget airline. And it was Vegas where I made a few good connects in the porn game. I went there as often as I could, and it was actually cheaper to go there and book a bargain basement room there for $15 a night at Binions(or $21 a night at the Stratosphere) than it was to live in california where it was cold, bridge toll was $6, subway fares were $10 round trip in the bay area, etc, etc… when by comparison i could be sitting on a rooftop pool in Vegas soaking up the sunrays and having a great time with people from all over the world. For less than it would cost me to take the bus and get a $5 footlong sandwich in California. So anyway if you’ve got 10 minutes, check out this old ass video it pretty much sums everything up, and excuse the piss-poor editing and camera work as I was *really* new to using video 2yrs ago. It really is amazing how I went from the ghetto streets to the executive suites in the same day. In California I was a nobody working a minimum wage shit job in the morning, yet by nightfall I would be racing go karts with Eva Angelina in Vegas. Life is what you make it, so Join NDNgirls.com you’ll be happy you did
